"Best of" from Eric

Hello - I would like to make a couple additions to the "Best of 2004".

Best future book title:
"Stubby's first and last Christmas: The reason why we do not leave the blender running unattended"

Worst use of Carbon:
Corky (2 x winner)

Most annoying friends (in order)
1. Dave
2. Dave
3. Dave

Best invention of 2004
Earplugs

Thanks.